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two to one
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and don't you think
i wish i could stay
your lips give you away
i'm thinking i'd prefer not to be rescued.
i wish i could stay
your lips give you away
i'm thinking i'd prefer not to be rescued.
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resolution
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YOUR BOY SIDE
[ ] you love hoodies
[x] you love jeans
[x] dogs are better than cats
[x] it's hilarious when people get hurt and fall
[x not competitively] you've played with/against boys on a team
[ ] shopping is torture (for clothes it is)
[ ] sad movies suck
[ ] you own a XBOX
[x ohhh man(: ] you played with Hot Wheels as a little kid
[ ] at some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter
[ ] you owned a DS PS2 or Sega
[ ] you used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
[ ] you watch sports on TV
[ ] gory movies are cool
[x not anymore |: ] you used to go to your dad for advice
[x] you have at least 1 trophy of a sport
[ ] You used to play Yu-Gi-Oh
[x] baggy sweat pants are nice to wear
[ ] it's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
[x] green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors
[x] you love to go crazy and not care what other people think
[ ] sports are fun
[x] you sometimes talk with food in your mouth
[ gross] you sleep at night with your socks on
TOTAL = 11
YOUR GIRL SIDE
[x] you like to shop
[x] you wear eyeliner
[x] you wear the color pink
[x] you go to your mom for advice
[x] you consider cheerleading a sport
[x] you hate wearing all black
[x] you like going to the mall
[x] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures
[x] you like wearing jewelry
[x guilty] you cried watching The Notebook
[ eh] skirts are a big parts of your wardrobe
[ ] shopping is one of your favorite hobbies
[x] you don't like the movie Star Wars
[x] you are/were in gymnastics
[x] it takes you around one hour to shower and get dressed
[x] you smile a lot more than you should
[x] you have more than 10 pairs of shoes
[x] you care about what you look like majority of the time
[x sometimes] you like wearing dresses
[x] you like wearing body spray/deoderant
[x] you like high heel shoes
[x] you used to play with dolls as a kid
[ ] you like putting makeup on others
[x..?] you like being the star of almost everything
TOTAL: 21
a difference of 10. i suppose i'm girly then. ;D
[ ] you love hoodies
[x] you love jeans
[x] dogs are better than cats
[x] it's hilarious when people get hurt and fall
[x not competitively] you've played with/against boys on a team
[ ] shopping is torture (for clothes it is)
[ ] sad movies suck
[ ] you own a XBOX
[x ohhh man(: ] you played with Hot Wheels as a little kid
[ ] at some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter
[ ] you owned a DS PS2 or Sega
[ ] you used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
[ ] you watch sports on TV
[ ] gory movies are cool
[x not anymore |: ] you used to go to your dad for advice
[x] you have at least 1 trophy of a sport
[ ] You used to play Yu-Gi-Oh
[x] baggy sweat pants are nice to wear
[ ] it's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
[x] green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors
[x] you love to go crazy and not care what other people think
[ ] sports are fun
[x] you sometimes talk with food in your mouth
[ gross] you sleep at night with your socks on
TOTAL = 11
YOUR GIRL SIDE
[x] you like to shop
[x] you wear eyeliner
[x] you wear the color pink
[x] you go to your mom for advice
[x] you consider cheerleading a sport
[x] you hate wearing all black
[x] you like going to the mall
[x] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures
[x] you like wearing jewelry
[x guilty] you cried watching The Notebook
[ eh] skirts are a big parts of your wardrobe
[ ] shopping is one of your favorite hobbies
[x] you don't like the movie Star Wars
[x] you are/were in gymnastics
[x] it takes you around one hour to shower and get dressed
[x] you smile a lot more than you should
[x] you have more than 10 pairs of shoes
[x] you care about what you look like majority of the time
[x sometimes] you like wearing dresses
[x] you like wearing body spray/deoderant
[x] you like high heel shoes
[x] you used to play with dolls as a kid
[ ] you like putting makeup on others
[x..?] you like being the star of almost everything
TOTAL: 21
a difference of 10. i suppose i'm girly then. ;D
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my jesus is a wonderful savior
1 min read
and he will carry me through.
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let's forget this all
7 min read
move on,
(: hey, hey everyoneeee,
how culturally aware am i? hahah.
● B R I T I S H ○●
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win xFactor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[and what's a chav?] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] It's football... not soccer.
Total: 3
○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard Barbie.
[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.
Total: 4
○● I T A L I A N ○●
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10".
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk a lot with your hands.
Total: 3
○● S P A N I S H ○●
[x sometimesD:] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[ ] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 3
○● R U S S I A N ○●
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 3
○● I R I S H ○●
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[x] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the colour green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get together always includes drinking and singing.
Total: 4
○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●
[ ] You say nigganukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[ ] You like chicken.
[ ] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can sing gospel.
Total: 0
○● A S I A N ○●
[ ] You have slanty-small eyes.
[ ] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 3
○● G E R M A N ○●
[ ] You like bread.
[x ohh the best.. almost] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[x] You went to Pre-school
[x] You're over 5'2".
Total: 5
○● C A N A D I A N ○●
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.
Total: 0
○● A M E R I C A N ○●
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[ ] You're lazy.
[ ] You have had an abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 1
○● B E L G I A N ○●
[ ] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like french fries.
[x oh yeah this is the stuff] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] You know that the official 'best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[x] You like Belgian waffles.
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[x] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[x] You drive/own a French or German car.
[x?] You have a lot of comments on your government.
Total: 6
○● D U T C H ○●
[x] You like the colour orange.
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[ ] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[x] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea.
[ ] You are good at building handi-work projects.
[ ] You tend to favour the megalomania.
Total: 3
○● A R A B ○●
[x] You are a patriot.
[ ] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "English".
[ ] You laugh at other accents.
[ ] You beckon at things with you forehead or eyes.
[ ] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You have a black hair.
[ ] Your last name starts with " Al " or " bin "
[ ] You like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[ ] You dislike reading.
Total : 1
i just realized how racist this is
(: hey, hey everyoneeee,
how culturally aware am i? hahah.
● B R I T I S H ○●
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win xFactor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[and what's a chav?] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] It's football... not soccer.
Total: 3
○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard Barbie.
[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.
Total: 4
○● I T A L I A N ○●
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10".
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk a lot with your hands.
Total: 3
○● S P A N I S H ○●
[x sometimesD:] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[ ] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 3
○● R U S S I A N ○●
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 3
○● I R I S H ○●
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[x] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the colour green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get together always includes drinking and singing.
Total: 4
○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●
[ ] You say nigganukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[ ] You like chicken.
[ ] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can sing gospel.
Total: 0
○● A S I A N ○●
[ ] You have slanty-small eyes.
[ ] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 3
○● G E R M A N ○●
[ ] You like bread.
[x ohh the best.. almost] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[x] You went to Pre-school
[x] You're over 5'2".
Total: 5
○● C A N A D I A N ○●
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.
Total: 0
○● A M E R I C A N ○●
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[ ] You're lazy.
[ ] You have had an abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 1
○● B E L G I A N ○●
[ ] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like french fries.
[x oh yeah this is the stuff] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] You know that the official 'best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[x] You like Belgian waffles.
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[x] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[x] You drive/own a French or German car.
[x?] You have a lot of comments on your government.
Total: 6
○● D U T C H ○●
[x] You like the colour orange.
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[ ] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[x] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea.
[ ] You are good at building handi-work projects.
[ ] You tend to favour the megalomania.
Total: 3
○● A R A B ○●
[x] You are a patriot.
[ ] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "English".
[ ] You laugh at other accents.
[ ] You beckon at things with you forehead or eyes.
[ ] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You have a black hair.
[ ] Your last name starts with " Al " or " bin "
[ ] You like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[ ] You dislike reading.
Total : 1
i just realized how racist this is
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the grand staircase
1 min read
i wish you wouldn't forget me so easily.
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